Behold the ridiculousness of one Chad R. [because some things are worth making fun of]
April 17, 2008
Chad: I did all the laundry and washed the bedding and took out the trash since nobody else did
Me: Oh sorry hun. I’ll do it next time.
Chad: No! I was just bitching like a housewife. .. thought you would find it funny.
March 29, 2008
Chad: You’re using me for my money aren’t you?
Me: How’d you figure that?
Chad: Well, as we know, I’m the appreciating asset in this relationship and you the depreciating asset. [reference from a recent craigslist ad , in case you didn’t get the joke]
Me: Are you saying that you’re dating me solely for my physical appearance? Ouch.
Chad: Oh, shit.
Chad: Asian guys don’t have hair on their bums.
Me: You’ve seen it before?
Chad: no, but that’s why asian women like white guys. Because they’re hairier and more manly.
Me: Who told you that?
Chad: It was in the james bond movie.
June 16, 2008
Me: I want some snacks, want to go get some with me?
Chad: But I like you better without snacks.
Winnie Tong was born in Hong Kong and ran across the border while Chuck Norris was securing it. She was denied the lead role as Jack Bauer on 24 because they were afraid the name of the show would have to be renamed 4.
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